Miami Heat

December 16, 2014 35

Tash embodies that Elle Macpherson bronzed (and I mean bronzed), sandy, toned and easy going flare from Down Under that the rest of the world has grown to love so much. Or at least, Instagram has, which is essentially the same thing.

This is not Bikini Bottom

April 23, 2014 29

iOS 7 ‘Moments’ from an Easter long weekend spent keeping it real. Because, let’s be honest: when I drag myself out of the ocean, I do not look like Jess Gomes. And this is not Sports Illustrated.


March 21, 2013 0

Today, I happen to be doing a lot of counting to ten under my breath with my fists clenched behind my back. Let’s head back to the mountains.